We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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