idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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