I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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