Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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