so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Someone came in the potted fern
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think my moral compass just broke
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