false alarm. still invincible.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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