Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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