shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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