That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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