is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
third nipple confirmed
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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