So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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