Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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