you guys were way drunker than both of me
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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