Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
