just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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