I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
