Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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