Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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