remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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