Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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