He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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