whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
In America we eat man semen.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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