I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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