i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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