ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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