Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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