You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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