they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Will exercising make me less horny?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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