so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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