4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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