I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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