This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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