I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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