3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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