playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
