New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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