we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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