you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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