let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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