Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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