I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Everyone says I win the strip club
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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