just come out here and I will go home with you...
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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