Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
either way he was missing a nipple.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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