Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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