we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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