does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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