So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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