Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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