dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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