Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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